isetmynarwhalsonfire:

we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

(Source: cumberbunches-of-oats, via thegiggles)

(Source: celestialcow, via bkr-221)

While my friends and I were watching Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy:

  • My friend: I wish I could draw really well.
  • Me: What? That was so random.
  • My friend: Because I would just draw a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston getting it on on a a giant rainbow and give it to you as a gift.
  • Me: .... Can you just... take some drawing lessons? Please?
  • My friend: I feel like if I did that, I'd walk into your room to hear you whispering, "my babies" to the picture as you pet their faces.
  • Me: ....
  • My friend: .....
  • Me: .... I have no idea what you're talking about.

(Source: lapina001, via lolzpicx)

veeedz:

LOL. 

(Source: thatguyangel, via f0llowmyvoice)

(Source: shitshilarious, via chaystar)

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat


revenge of the summer bloggers

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat

revenge of the summer bloggers

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

"I don’t know about being the sexiest man in the world. I am barely the sexiest man in my flat and I’m the only guy living there. It makes me laugh because I see all the faults - I have spent 35 years of my life with myself. But I am very flattered. I don’t know how else to take it but to be flattered and giggle."

Benedict Cumberbatch [X] (via cumberqueen)

I JUST DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND BENEDICT.

Let me show you.

(via thoroughlysherlocked)

BENEDICT I JUST CAN’T EVEN WITH YOU. 

(via tinker-timelord-detective-doctor)

(via bbcsherlockftw)

do-you-have-a-flag:

marielikestodraw:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

oh my god it IS perfect.

the greatest thing I have ever seen

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: im-amonkey, via lolzpicx)

It's really hard for kids to accept the idea of same-sex parents

  • The four year-old I'm babysitting: I'll be Mommy and you be Daddy
  • Me: Why don't we both be Mommy, then they can have two
  • Four year-old: Okay
  • The world: OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS CHILD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!